Oh dear!! What have I done?

Could this be the start of something big, or am I destined to wait forever for some stimulating contact with the outside world ? Now my brain has deserted me and gone blank ! How hard can it be ? Anyway, having lost my blog virginity, I invite one and all, male or female, old or young, rich or poor (but especially very rich women) to post on my blogspot, as it will keep an old man very happy as he spends his last days in the home for the bewildered, afraid to venture out into the cold, snowy waste which is central Scotland at the moment.